honeyglazedchicken:
“ beyond-authority:
“ Update!
”
Mr. City
”

honeyglazedchicken:

beyond-authority:

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Update!

Mr. City

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419,040 notes5 years ago

agentjamesbond:

did they send me mumfords
when i asked
for sons

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172,619 notes5 years ago

cah:

Over a year ago, just as we were on the verge of removing a nonsensical and poorly performing card I’d written for Cards Against Humanity back before we knew how to write well, “Swooping” took on a new significance thanks to Urban Dictionary. I found the card safeguarded by a self-referential paradox further guaranteed by its cultural dissemination: the more people were confused by “Swooping,” the more people looked it up on Urban Dictionary and upvoted it in an effort to make sense of the card.

In the spirit of giving this holiday season, please help me keep this mediocre card in the game by continuing to upvote it. Thank you for your time, and long live the Paradox.

- Eli from CAH

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2,121 notes5 years ago

owob:

i learned things today on twitter dot com

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244,499 notes5 years ago

annevbonny:

excuse me

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128,009 notes5 years ago

quinndolyns:

quinndolyns:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’
doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome
[thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

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143,568 notes5 years ago
wormsounds:
“ wormsounds:
“Todd Howard If You Know What Is Good For You You Will Release This Elixir From The Bethesda Vaults
”
We Must Go Further
”

wormsounds:

wormsounds:

Todd Howard If You Know What Is Good For You You Will Release This Elixir From The Bethesda Vaults

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We Must Go Further

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46,317 notes5 years ago

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90,607 notes5 years ago
crsbbq:
“Gotta be somethin’
”

crsbbq:

Gotta be somethin’

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164,340 notes5 years ago

wotakunikoiwamuzukashii:

Awww

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2,652 notes5 years ago