brazilian kids playing jump rope with homeless dog (◠‿◠✿) ・:*:・。.
…listen….is that the same dog from this meme
There’s only one dog in Brazil but it’s fucking gifted
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An Estelle for @bandlebroblog - I’ve been meaning to draw Estelle for months…
I take back what I said on Twitter, Bandle…she looks good in pink!
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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger
beetroot?
you want beetroot?
you want fucking beet root?
ingredience
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So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him
You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises
You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it
Oh my god
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