me, watching scary unexplained videos: i am strong
me, as soon as they zoom in on some blurry object scarcely resembling a face: i am not strong
(via ladyfubuki)
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
egax:
I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.
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FEATURED ARTIST: Karyn Olivier, Doubleslide, 2006. Installation view, The Studio Museum in Harlem, New York. Steel. 7 x 25 x 22 feet.
Courtesy the artist and The Studio Museum Harlem.
mickeys dick smasher is finally real
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