wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

(via jasminesworld)

Next plan was to start lifting from the bottom!

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We’re in a shrine trying to open a set of doors. We have a Goliath sorcerer (me), human warlock, tiefling fighter/bard, human cleric, three gnomes (wizard, rogue, ranger), and a half-orc barbarian.

Me, the sorcerer: I push the doors.

DM: They don’t move.

Me: …How heavy are they?

DM: Uhh… let me check… About 700lbs.

Me: I can push that, yeah. 

DM: I don’t think you can.

[Brief delay as I pull out the Goliath traits]

DM: Okay, that’s fair. It still doesn’t open for you.

Barbarian: I push the doors.

DM: It doesn’t open for you, either.

[Another brief delay as we try to puzzle this out]

Me: …WAIT.

My party: 

DM:

Me: I pull.

DM: The doors swing open.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

ravenslunas:

when someone’s done explaining to me why my favorite character isn’t actually the Best

(via eric-coldfire)

libidosuggestion:

nano-or-kane:

ok listen up. we don’t need a fucking petition. cause Discord got our back:

signing your fucking name won’t work. you gotta talk to them right now.

If you have Discord, this will pop up in your screen on your phone. It comes with a automatic button to call Congress.

Stop the petitions. Don’t stay down. Speak up. Literally.

UPDATE: FCC IS LITERALLY GOING TO END IT ALL. OUR ONLY HOPE IS CONVINCING OUR LAW MAKERS. CALL NOW!

GO.

(via sakimcgee)

jeza-red:

korilian:

sufficientlylargen:

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

Who?

God I miss soup

(via clairclairsky)

The Bag of Bagers

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I am running a 5e campaign in a world that I have homebrewed for some level 5s and I wanted to give them some neat magic items as a reward for being awesome players. The Archmage tasked them with finding and getting rid of some bandits in exchange for identifying an artifact they picked up. One of the bandits possesses a Gray Bag of Tricks.

Me: Okay, so, on his turn, the bandit with the sword is gonna reach into this pouch on his belt and pull out a small object. He drops it to the ground and, shortly after (rolls d8 on Bag of Tricks table), you see the head of a badger pop up out of the grass.

Cleric: OoC What, does he have a bag of badgers on his belt??

A couple rounds later…

Me: Okay, He’s pretty hurt, so the fighter is going to back up from you [Bloodhunter] and reach into his pouch and throw another small object to the ground, which turns into (rolls on table)…. a giant badger…

Bloodhunter: OcC OMG He does have a bag of badgers!!!

After the battle…

Bloodhunter: OoC I reach into the bag!!

Me: Okay. You reach into the bag and feel a small, fuzzy object. When you pull it out, you see a small ball made from fur.

Bloodhunter: OoC I toss it on the ground?

Me:

You toss it on the ground and, shortly after, it turns into (

rolls d8 on Bag of Tricks table

) *Sigh* a giant badger….

Cleric and Bloodhunter:

OMFG it’s a fuckin’ bag of badgers!!!!!!!!!

(via silver-tongues-blog)

kazzikuzzi:

kazzikuzzi:

kazzikuzzi:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

chikorita is the most forgettable starter pokemon.

i dare anyone to try and remember the names of either of chikorita’s evolutions without looking them up.

or even try to remember what they look like. i sure the fuck can’t.

Chikorita, Bayleef, Meganium asshole. They’re so goddamn valid

I can’t believe you’d just go out and SLANDER my leaf dinos like this I am fucking LIVID

The next time you insult a Pokemon I’m going to break into your home and shit on your bed

(via silver-tongues-blog)