castielismycherrypie:

warlocksmith:

hairychikubi:

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

Best advice ever

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yd12k:

deliverusfromsburb:

Last night I said a lich that wanted to prevent their lawful good enemies from killing them could make their phylactery an innocent person. This morning, I realized that might prevent heroes from killing them, but the lich would want to make sure the person didn’t die of other causes. Which led me to imagine this completely unassuming villager having the world’s most evil fairy godmother. 

This is a warlock patron (specifically, the Undying)

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suinicide:

6qubed:

cinematik:

6qubed:

hemingwai:

new cryptid: tumblr users who have never changed their url

…fuck you

ok of all the weird comments on this post …….this is the most haunting

you come into my house, and you insult my brand recognition

He that boy

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