bigbeefyladies:

writing-prompt-s:

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy.  Today, that energy is released.

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

(via silver-tongues-blog)

iridessence:

queerpontmercy:

iridessence:

If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.

i just got soirée and séance confused and the last two minutes were a bit distressing

Honestly? Invite your ghost friends too. They probably have hella looks to serve.

(via nowacking)

dullestdreams:

thingsarentok:

chimera-bones:

“gay culture is ______ (mundane thing that most people can relate to, regardless of orientation)”

“straight culture is ______ (bad thing that any asshole is capable of, regardless of orientation)”

this posts notes are crawling with truscum. great blocklist! ☺

(via eric-coldfire)