theboneylibrarian:

tilthat:

TIL cracking your knuckle joints doesn’t give you arthritis. Dr Donald Unger cracked the knuckles on his left hand, twice a day for 50 years but not on his right hand. He proved his mother wrong and received the Ig Nobel Prize for his research

via ift.tt

But most importantly

HE PROVED HIS MOTHER WRONG.

(via whatevenisaquid)

staar-munch:

staar-munch:

small brain: crushing on Loki in Avengers
normal brain: crushing on Loki in Ragnarok
transcendant brain: having a crush on the real ass norse mythological figure

(Source: mysteriie, via maybeiwasserious)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Monk: Can I kick down the door?
DM: Uh -
Monk: I roll to kick down the door. [Rolls an 8]
DM: You just sorta give it a gentle nudge.
Fighter: I push her aside and try to break the door down. [Also rolls poorly]
DM: Okay, so -
Rogue: I push them both aside and try to pick the lock.
DM: AS YOU’RE DOING THAT, A VOICE FROM INSIDE YELLS, “IT’S OPEN!”

(via drewsgroove)