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fuck you want?

11 notes5 years ago

astroboyomegafactor:

OP is literally down with the sickness, but go OOH-AH-AH-AH-AH I guess

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37,889 notes5 years ago

kylesquips:

kylesquips:

If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas

Step one: get a gf

Step two: wait

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75,289 notes5 years ago
I like glaives. Do you like glaives?
It’s like having a sword on a stick.
The perfect carnival treat.

I like glaives. Do you like glaives?

It’s like having a sword on a stick.

The perfect carnival treat.

49 notes5 years ago
herr–katze:
“ saladsaladnovski:
“ randomsplashes:
“me @ demons: it’s free real estate
”
NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND Duo postulant percipitur honestatis et, eu discere deseruisse theophrastus ius. Graece doctus in vim, id nam utamur explicari. Eam id...

herr–katze:

saladsaladnovski:

randomsplashes:

me @ demons: it’s free real estate 

NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

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You’re right I don’t

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210,757 notes5 years ago
fakehistory:
“Enhanced prisoner interrogation at Guantanamo Bay (colorized 2003)
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fakehistory:

Enhanced prisoner interrogation at Guantanamo Bay (colorized 2003)

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1,044 notes5 years ago

roachpatrol:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

consolecadet:

shrikestrike:

moggiepillar:

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

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once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

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195,523 notes5 years ago

solarpunk-aesthetic:

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of light. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, it’s purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

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291,577 notes5 years ago

loveniaimani:

hutchj:

pinkcookiedimples:

liferuining-soulsnatcher:

localstarboy:

What a polite way to tell me “Dad you f*cked up my hair” 😂😂 at least I tried.

She is too cute😩😍😍😍, she is nicer than my sisters were 😂😭

This deserves to go viral 😭

“I like it… you just got it wrong.” 😂😂😂

I hope future daughter politely gets people together like this💕😆

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69,992 notes5 years ago
eric-coldfire:
“ gothicandamazing:
“ Model: @Dayana Crunk
Outfit: Killstar
Welcome to Gothic and Amazing | www.gothicandamazing.com
”
Pretty and cutie.
”

eric-coldfire:

gothicandamazing:

Model: @Dayana Crunk
Outfit: Killstar

Welcome to Gothic and Amazing | www.gothicandamazing.com

Pretty and cutie.

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406 notes5 years ago