i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..
Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey
Gay: cocktails and vodka
Bisexual: wines and champagnes
you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked
don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official
please… it is your duty
I’m sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends
heterosexual: ginger ale
oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again. have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass
