What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here
This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit
Omg its like glass
This is what chewing Five gum is like
(Source: sixpenceee, via sakimcgee)

i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen
(Source: markwatneyandenesemble, via not-the-conversation-starter)
wizard spells used for getting freaky
once you’re done getting freaky

Owl SCPs. SCP-1049 “The Bonestalker Owl“ and SCP-391 “The Midas Owl“.
(via timurmurtazin)
i am absolutely haunted by how ugly men are allowed to be and still get hot girlfriends
truly seeing that female socialization in action when these gorgeous women are willing to let these fucking goblins lay hands on them
thought i was on r/incels for a second
it is this is just the tumblr version
yeah definitely the tumblr version
(via owny-chan)
The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying
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