vaisraavana:

eugenafitzherbert:

when your girlfriend knocks equivalent exchange flat on its ass because she loves you so much she wants to give a lot more than half of her life to you

when your boyfriend proposes(!!!!) to you with no warning whatsoever and you expose urself with how much you love him back and you gotta make some shit up to look less whipped

(Source: bishamontaen, via not-the-conversation-starter)

i-i-irontailpikachu:

whoever says Team Skull isn’t the greatest villain team is lying

(via perelka-l)

cixitas:

cixitas:

cixitas:

most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius

lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.

in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff

but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.

celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.

stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)