pencil-rebagels:

nothing like a chocolate cookie with mayo cream sandwich

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alak-cool:

DM, while I’m in combat: “Give me a perception check.”

Me: “Uh, 14?”

DM: “Nevermind.”

Me:

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31,920 notes4 years ago

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13,973 notes4 years ago

help-mywife:

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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203,389 notes4 years ago
dwxj9:
“Jenny’s
”

dwxj9:

Jenny’s

3,108 notes4 years ago
dwxj9:
“boo
”

dwxj9:

boo

1,114 notes4 years ago

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2,092 notes4 years ago

(Source: memescomedy.com, via owny-chan)

2,387 notes4 years ago

incorrectstarkfamilyquotes:

thealextheshipper:

tonystarkdefensesquadmember:

incorrectstarkfamilyquotes:

Peter: Ugh i need pizza

Tony: I know a great pizza place

Tony: [Takes peter to Rome]

[In the Iron Man Suit]

[Peter clinging to the outside of the Ironman suit attempting to vlog the experience]

u right u guys so right

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24,213 notes4 years ago

How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Giant Floating Bog? →

scorpionbutch:

wilburwhateley:

“Floating islands are common in Minnesota; it’s the size of this one that’s causing all the fuss. Sue Galatowitsch, a wetland ecologist at the University of Minnesota, says the island likely weighs at least 1,000 tons and could extend 30 feet below the water. Technically, it’s a floating bog. A natural assemblage of peat moss festooned with cattails and tamarack trees, the bog is more than four acres across—that’s about 64 tennis courts. ‘A bog that size,’ Galatowitsch says, “can kind of do whatever it wants.“

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An aerial view of the bog. (x)

“A bog that size…can do whatever it wants.”

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