polyamorouspunk:

What are you doing to the person you reblogged this from?

Fucking them

Marrying them

Killing them

Killing FOR them

Making them soup

Giving them rocks

Gently holding them and telling them everything is going to be okay

Committing crimes together

Eating them

Pouring vanilla extract on them

See Results

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29,239 notes2 months ago

killapunk:

killapunk:

Can you swim?

yes 🌊

no 🏖

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Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I’m very curious about this; and it’s not to shame anybody, so don’t be rude!

If you don’t do the reblog part it’s not very good as a study 😭

(via maybeiwasserious)

99,293 notes2 months ago

godkillerbrigade:

hey gamers, let’s prove benford’s law

look at the current number of votes on this poll, then vote with the FIRST digit of that number (e.g. if it’s at 1234 votes, vote 1). then rb

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

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21,928 notes2 months ago

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me:

thyrell:

thyrell:

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

2 cups vanilla extract

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172,831 notes3 months ago
prismaticdragee:
“It’s her! 🤖🎵🎶
”

prismaticdragee:

It’s her! 🤖🎵🎶

828 notes3 months ago

landshift:

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This is Decision 2016…

Rick- RICK FOR ALL

Deborah- TIME FOR DEBORAH

Mop- MOP IS 2016

Wretched Tooth- I STAND WITH WRETCHED TOOTH

See Results

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230 notes3 months ago

vonkarn:

stop asking me if my wife is single you guys KNOW i have a crush on her

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

33,493 notes3 months ago

hmtn-mira:

acelessthan3:

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Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

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compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

(via lecter108)

134,223 notes3 months ago

inhumansandwiches:

insomniac-arrest:

txttletale:

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THE FRENCH????????????????????

People with French. People experiencing France. People with France illnesses.

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(via omegaresnovae)

57,639 notes3 months ago

rheasimone1:

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Power

1,421 notes3 months ago