dndhomebrewandart:

highlyquestionablerpgideas:

gm-and-dm-ideas:

What DMing looks like

This, except the train is on fire

@mister-turniphead @ladytabletop @pathfuckery @briknerd

And when the players come up with new backstory details for their charas they’re throwing coal in the engine. Or the train’s fire.

(Source: rattle-dm-bones, via kalianos)

splendidland:

the lyrics “put on your red shoes and dance the blues” from david bowies “let’s dance” are actually referring to the pokemon tangela

(Source: splendidland, via sakimcgee)

tariqah:

heartshaped-jealousy:

tariqah:

Someone: You’re being disrespectful to the troops

Me: that’s intentional

So who’s keeping you free? It surely isn’t you getting up at 5am every morning to protect this country? The fuck?? End this, people have died so you can sit safely at home to say stupid shit like this

Ma’am how are your troops protecting you by going overseas and stealing oil from Middle Eastern countries 🤔🤔 People have died so Shell and Exxonmobil have a better balance sheet, not to protect your naive as fuck ass who believes that America is “defending” itself by actively invading and waging war in the Middle East

(via silver-tongues-blog)

pondwitch:

ndiecity:

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

• Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
• Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
• Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
• Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
• Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
• People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
• Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

dont talk or think about this please

(via lingov)