woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

veronicavirgo:

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

So, my biological mother is 5’1 and my biological father is 6’4.
My 6’3 brother is married to his 5’4 lovely wife.
My 5’11 brother is married to his 5’1 wife.
When the fuck did “stick to your own size” become a thing? Did I miss the memo? Are you going to tell me to stick to my own race as well? Stop dictating love. Fuck off.
Also, I’m 5’3 and once dated a guy who was 6’9. We were adorable.

typed your entire whole life story just to end with “the tall guy not here no more” lmaooo

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ideal outfit

firesuperstar:

spaffy-jimble:

lesbian-overload:

the-macra:

thanks have a good day

YES

dyke boots go stomp

Hfhfhg i thought the jacket thing was like..a weird squid hat…and i was still like “yeah this is a good look”

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adurot:

montypla:

eelpatrickharris:

f1rstperson:

soyeahso:

I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this. 

Horrifying. But it got worse. 

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

Jallpaper

@bewear-the-bear​

@chefpyro

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