yourplayersaidwhat:

“My Lolth senses are tingling, & my butthole is puckering! Do NOT go near that alter!”

- Drow Ranger to the Paladin.

(via kalianos)

yourplayersaidwhat:

In the middle of a goblin stronghold, my teammates fighting goblins. Me (cleric) standing back next to a closed, unlocked door.

Me: I open the door. 

GM: There are four goblins inside. They’ve just woken up and are getting dressed in their armor.

Me: …I close the door.

(via kitana-coldfire)

brbjellyfishing:

yes, I’m a gamer

(via sakimcgee)

ollivander:

wadewilson-parker:

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)

And with that outta the way, up next: Commissions >:y

carnival-phantasm:

talongay:

just drank my paint water lads

(via funfetti-cakke)