sockablock:

yes, I’m a DM, yes, I love writing, no, I don’t know how distance works. Is that building 100 feet away or 40 feet away? Should you be able to see something ten minutes down the road? Is 1,000 feet long? Is 30?? Is 6??? Could you walk across the continent in 2 weeks or 2 years? I hate this. I hate travel. I hate measurement. Fuck you.

(via demilypyro)

0kkvlt:

doomsneigh:

kingatticus:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

Haven’t talked about Winston in a while but the dudes a fucking Monkey

Monkeys have tails! Winston has no tail! And it’s a fucking miracle that Blizzard knows that much given their storytelling abilities

Just because Winston was circumcised doesn’t mean he isn’t a monkey anymore.

Ooh hell yeah I have a new thing to say to make Dragonball fans mad as hell

(via owny-chan)

x-deer-teeth-x:

tornsymbiote:

x-deer-teeth-x:

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

(via timurmurtazin)