Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
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tyrannosaurus skeleton casts mounted in a mating position, jurassic museum of asturias
(via drewsgroove)
We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!
Mulan
you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled
(via dangerousbride)
no phrase opens your third eye like “dad egbert is warriormale” does
O H M Y G O D
(Source: teojida-archive, via silver-tongues-blog)
where’s she goin!
to commit crimes
rb to support her various felonies
(via whatevenisaquid)
my dad guillermo laying it out
His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving
shit how did I completely miss the point of this part
Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.
what level of woke
(via silver-tongues-blog)
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
(via kitana-coldfire)