Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
colossalfauna-moved-deactivated:
colossalfauna-moved-deactivated:
y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you’re all aetheists
white people can, should, and will reblog this.
(via maybeiwasserious)
One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far.
THIS IS SO PURE IM CRYING
Remember when everyone was excited and having fun playing a game that promoted exploring and exercising? God I miss it
(via demilypyro)
Lego people live in houses made out of their flesh
Plastic is to the LEGO world what molecules are to us. Stop making thing weird.
(via silver-tongues-blog)
This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.
yes. fuck that baby up!
(via clairclairsky)
my-gender-is-glow-in-the-dark:
MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD
The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.
millennials shot versace
millennials killed off the dinosaurs
Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.
Cain was a millennial
Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction
The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.
Millennials stabbed Caesar.
10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For
Millennials responsible for the assasinations of JFK and Abraham Lincoln? Click to doscover the true story
Shock study proves millennials started the Great Fire of London, 1966. Here’s how that effects you
Millennials were responsible for the most recent gallifreyan genocide
“Most recent”
Omfg 😆
Millennials turned the waters red and brought a plague of locusts and blotted out the Sun
Millenials Car wins piston cup
(via silver-tongues-blog)
