colossalfauna-moved-deactivated:

colossalfauna-moved-deactivated:

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you’re all aetheists

white people can, should, and will reblog this.

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5,979 notes3 years ago
owldork1998:
“ toxipop:
“ memorian:
“ One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far.
”
THIS IS SO PURE IM CRYING
”
Remember when everyone was excited and having fun playing a game that promoted exploring and exercising? God I miss it
”

owldork1998:

toxipop:

memorian:

One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far. 

THIS IS SO PURE IM CRYING

Remember when everyone was excited and having fun playing a game that promoted exploring and exercising? God I miss it

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323,830 notes3 years ago

yuramec:

How to deactivate your wizard

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2,723 notes3 years ago
red-lantern:
“I hate how accurate this is
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red-lantern:

I hate how accurate this is 

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71,712 notes3 years ago

fuck-you-showerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

Lego people live in houses made out of their flesh

Plastic is to the LEGO world what molecules are to us. Stop making thing weird.

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11,745 notes3 years ago
rob-walks:
“ fated-icarus:
“This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.
”
yes. fuck that baby up!
”

rob-walks:

fated-icarus:

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

yes. fuck that baby up!

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121,737 notes3 years ago

jewish-harley-quinn:

pajaritos-deactivated20200314:

If you’re tall fuck you

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29,009 notes3 years ago
silver-tongues-blog:
“ korben600:
“ my-gender-is-glow-in-the-dark:
“ justrandomwholockstuff:
“ sleepyfireball:
“ wahbegan:
“ acciowine:
“ imthehuggernaut:
“ kurosmind:
“ catwithbenefits:
“ funfetti-cakke:
“ starfleetrambo:
“ magnolia-noire:
“...

silver-tongues-blog:

korben600:

my-gender-is-glow-in-the-dark:

justrandomwholockstuff:

sleepyfireball:

wahbegan:

acciowine:

imthehuggernaut:

kurosmind:

catwithbenefits:

funfetti-cakke:

starfleetrambo:

magnolia-noire:

logynnrose:

weavemama:

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

Millennials responsible for the assasinations of JFK and Abraham Lincoln? Click to doscover the true story

Shock study proves millennials started the Great Fire of London, 1966. Here’s how that effects you

Millennials were responsible for the most recent gallifreyan genocide

“Most recent”

Omfg 😆

Millennials turned the waters red and brought a plague of locusts and blotted out the Sun

Millenials Car wins piston cup

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120,932 notes3 years ago

therodentqueen:

Pratchett v Gaiman

Pratchett:

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Gaiman:

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