Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Can you believe Geoff asked Millie to sit on his lap and Michael misheard him, thinking he was talking to him and so sat on his lap and Geoff just accepted it without question? Extra life this year was truly a blessing
(via eric-coldfire)
“People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”—
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
(via artfucker1996)
Item: Wallet of Infinite Toppings (Basic) once per hour this wallet can be opened to produce a slice of American cheese, two slices of tomato, and a few leaves of iceberg lettuce. In seedy taverns it is whispered amongst the old men of a Wallet of Infinite Toppings (Deluxe) that includes nicer cheese options, bacon, onions, and your choice of sauce…or so the legend goes
(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)
The Girl Reading This (the concept, not the literal person who is reading this post) is an SCP who is capable of being everywhere at all times while posessing every possible trait and fitting every conceivable description placed upon her
she’s [REDACTED]
Who?
the ████
(via snart-dash)