geradex: Are you a virgin? (This is a staple TMI question)


Let’s just say that row by row I fight the power :T

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Anonymous: Are you a boy or a girl?


Hold on, let me check my pants…

Apparently boy .-.

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Anonymous: Fiesta?


Don’t mind if I do! :U

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TeeEmEye 2'sday →

:/

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twogears:

“As the TV I was watching, suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping…”

“It better not be those darned kids and their pranks again…”

Yes, cameo-ing ppdk and ditto as iron chefs because.

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ideminamodblog:

magicallycapricious:

the-tommohawk:

waywardswagabond:

hylianrudolf:

ayyeeeenicole:

Chell died at the end of Portal 2. The turrets shot her and she died instantly without noticing the turrets shooting her, since it happened so fast.
According to Greek Mythology. Heaven is a cornfield. As you rise to heaven, you are accompanied by your friend and hear calming music.
The turrets break into song. Then you get shoved out of a shed into a field of wheat, accompanied by your only friend, the Companion Cube.

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i hate you go away

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

cries

No omg no no no

There’s no cornfield, tho. That’s wheat.

How is corn even in Greek mythology?

There’s kind of an ocean in the way making the grain’s availability preeeetty hard.

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howdoponieswork:
“ Credit to Steve Ross for the quote. I just thought it was perfect for Pinkie Pie.
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*Bob Ross

howdoponieswork:

Credit to Steve Ross for the quote. I just thought it was perfect for Pinkie Pie.

*Bob Ross

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You know, Peeves the Poltergeist appeared in every single Harry Potter book, even in the Deathly Hallows, and he does not appear in ONE movie. This post is dedicated to Peeves, the little shit who only listened to Fred and George.

life-is-a-rollercoaster310:

quirreldmortlove:

theblueboxiscoming:

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actually, he listens to the bloody baron too. just saying.


 

I wonder if we will see a “childhood-raping” reeboot in the future that deals with this problem?

(SPOILERS: We will.) 

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jaclynhyde:

dangerousthisjackofhearts:

sherbet-holmes:

inthelandofgallifrey:

sherlockjumpedoffbartsand:

mykaobering:

Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.

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I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING

WHAT IS AIR

I’M CRYING

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL

ALWAYS REBLOG

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geradex: Top 5 vendetta inducing things.


5. Persisting undesired behavior.

4. HONOR!!!11!!!!

3. When you eat the last piece of something I wanted.

2. No apparent reason.

1. Offending any of “Las Niñas de mis Ojos” (I’m not telling what that means. And I don’t mean translating, I mean the meaning of the term.)

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