Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Ten Important Outfits Everybody Should Own:
• Feral Boy Scout
• Deep South Priest With a Terrible Secret
• Lumberjack Druid
• 80s Punk Librarian
• Tropical Detective
• Mushroom Wizard
• High Fashion Diesel Mechanic
• Eldritch Quarterback
• I’m Playing Marty McFly in a Porn Parody of Back to the Future Directed by David Lynch
• 70s NASA Gay
(via timurmurtazin)
the best joke scp is the one where the scp itself is just typical mediocre normal scp fare (dark matter bracelet that kills people) but the joke is that the scientists behave like scp community members instead of actual scientists
(Source: attackofthebteam)
Anonymous: How many horny asks do you guys have to deal with? Like as a percentage of your asks how many of them are "can I fuck 682"
I’m not gonna tell you, because if I do SOMEONE’S gonna come into the inbox and try to give us more.
Suffice it to say, we see enough. We see enough, people! No more!
- ECpeople actually want to fuck SCP-682..?
why am i surprised…Oh, you sweet, sweet summer child.
Would that I could be like you.
- EC
여어- 히싸씨부리
（ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）“NAFTER NOON!”
Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.
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