abbf26:

thejonymyster:

abbf26:

can someone teach me how to make good sprites

well i mean usually i just by mine at the store

i bet you think youre real funny huh? like a joke teller? like some kind of comedian? like you tell jokes? like this is your stand up routine huh? like this is friday night in new york and you sold out Madison square? youre here giving me your bits? your material? youre sat here letting me in on this huh? i have a back stage pass? youre here in front of me? im sat on your backstage dressing room couch and you walk into the room and see me, sit down, and make sure i know about this incredible joke you just wrote?

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cirex22:

felinekin:

cartinellischnapps:

552:

hoesnevergetcold:

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo
we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

(via dangerousbride)

Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.

cobaltdays:

batbitequeen:

Oh…

(via owny-chan)

eric-coldfire:

threatandormenace:

Apparently, in Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey, all the LIs are romanceable by both genders, so when I play as Alexios and travel to Lesbos, it will go from looking like this

to looking like this

Alexios: “Lesbos island… not for much longer.”

(via eric-coldfire)

adurot:

poedamearon:

un-recuerdo:

poedamearon:

self care is eating mangos

I hate mangoes

oh die then

Mangos Are pretty bad…

(via adurot)

Shit my wife has said after I said “I love you.”:

shitmygaywifesays:

- I’m sorry, what was that? I was thinking of chicken tenders.

- (from the other room) Not my problem!!!!!

- Is this a trick question?

- That’s weird. It’s like a weird looking dog. You want it around, you still want to pet it, but it’s still a weird looking dog. 

- (just stares at me. Just fuckin’ stares for like a full minute, full eye contact)

- nnnnnNNNNNeeh!!

- Well, uh. I guess you bought me dinner.

- That’s your mistake.

- You know what, bitch???? I love you too. I find you sexually appealing.

- I love you more, you absolute titty whore.

(via endarkculi)

poedamearon:

un-recuerdo:

poedamearon:

self care is eating mangos

I hate mangoes

oh die then

(via supersoftly)