El Scorcho cover (Crappy Guitar and Audio Clipping Extraordinaire)
*hides*
*promotes musicality*










we went on splash mountain today
We’re in a stable relationship
The guy on the back looks so heartbroke ;-;
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Coincidental milk spill! #mickeymouse #Disney #Mickey #mouse
I thought it was sperm for a good four seconds until I read it
Milk can be an euphemism for sperm Searchie.
(via footpawfetish)
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
omg
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