Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Why does it seem like everything I ever do ends with me telling you to go read a thing.
discovering someone who, based on their art and general attitude, you thought was in their mid 20s is actually 17
17 more like 14
I’m 12 what is this
I’m 9
fuck you I’m a fetus
Oh yeah? Well I’m still a goddamn twinkle in my father’s eye!
I’m a dinosaur
And then I said “Let there be light”
Two drunk engineers asked me how to reverse entropy the other day.
I still have insufficient data for a meaningful answer.
(via geradex)
so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO
ACCEPT THE TULIP, IT WAS BORN THAT WAY
I’m bored, so lets have a little fun shall we? I wanna take a little survey of sorts, just see where my followers lie. :P
This is the Kinsey Scale of Sexual Behavior, and I want you to tell me where you stand. Hell, I’ll even start for us! I’d say I’m about a 2.So, tell me, my followers, which one are you?
5.
1.
BOOOOOORING
Shut up asshat you’re incidentally boring too t(o__o t)
At least I HAVE an asshat, dickhead.
Oooh you did not just go there you gaylord… wait that doesn’t seem like a proper insult…. STRAIGHTLORD!!
Yeah that’s better.
THAT’S STRAIGHTLADY TO YOU
THAT’S MR. YOU TO YOU, PUNK
THAT’S MR DOCTOR PROFESSOR PATRICK
…
You win this round.
I’m bored, so lets have a little fun shall we? I wanna take a little survey of sorts, just see where my followers lie. :P
This is the Kinsey Scale of Sexual Behavior, and I want you to tell me where you stand. Hell, I’ll even start for us! I’d say I’m about a 2.So, tell me, my followers, which one are you?
5.
1.
BOOOOOORING
Shut up asshat you’re incidentally boring too t(o__o t)
At least I HAVE an asshat, dickhead.
Oooh you did not just go there you gaylord… wait that doesn’t seem like a proper insult…. STRAIGHTLORD!!
Yeah that’s better.
THAT’S STRAIGHTLADY TO YOU
THAT’S MR. YOU TO YOU, PUNK
I’m bored, so lets have a little fun shall we? I wanna take a little survey of sorts, just see where my followers lie. :P
This is the Kinsey Scale of Sexual Behavior, and I want you to tell me where you stand. Hell, I’ll even start for us! I’d say I’m about a 2.So, tell me, my followers, which one are you?
5.
1.
BOOOOOORING
Shut up asshat you’re incidentally boring too t(o__o t)
At least I HAVE an asshat, dickhead.
Oooh you did not just go there you gaylord… wait that doesn’t seem like a proper insult…. STRAIGHTLORD!!
Yeah that’s better.
I’m bored, so lets have a little fun shall we? I wanna take a little survey of sorts, just see where my followers lie. :P
This is the Kinsey Scale of Sexual Behavior, and I want you to tell me where you stand. Hell, I’ll even start for us! I’d say I’m about a 2.So, tell me, my followers, which one are you?
5.
1.
BOOOOOORING
Shut up asshat you’re incidentally boring too t(o__o t)