Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
My dad works at SEGA and he gave me a sneak peek of the guardians. ARE YOU READY?
I think I lost a follower over this.
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
I’M GONNA DIE AHHHH
i am in love
But doesn’t that mean she wouldn’t have any depth perception?
Two-eyed snipers only use one eye too, Ditto -.-
Famous Last Words
No longer now can we see, shadow hands still waving free
Why worry, there’s sure to be a moonlit night again!
(via bukoya-reblogs)
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
Finally, a post not calling him daddy a single time. Thank fuck.
Ummmm just to be on the safe side
(via lingov)
So I reverse image searched my own face with Google.
These are the first 7 images to come up, in order that they appeared.
Well I wouldn’t wear that shirt. I like the dogtag-key thing though.
Woah an asian with frizzy hair?
I adore that fringe so much.
BLOOOOOOM
Probably my hair doing this one. Earrings are nice.
Well I never ever EVER smile with my teeth.
…ONE OF THESE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.
Nonoe of these are pizza.
(via nephrited)
Sometimes I take pictures of myself.
Jyke. What the hell. Your shoulders. They make you look really small.
BITCH I MIGHT BE
BITCH JUST HOW MUCH SMALL
(via jykinturah)