Imagine if phones had dicks on them and you listened through them by sticking the dick in your ear

geradex:

zedrin-stormshock:

just imagine it okay

Just imagine how you would talk on the phone though.

It does not have to posses phallic denotations, but the concept of inserting piece A in slot B for auditive artifacts is pretty much already real, I reckon.

(Source: zedrin-maybe, via geradex)

28 notes6 years ago
geradex:
“ atryl:
“ My Family - for the 30min Challenge. The topic was Rarity’s parents, but we had 45 minutes so I thought I’ll do something more with the time :3
”
so much art… so fast.. HOW?!
”
atryl is a hax Dex
a cool hax tho B/

geradex:

atryl:

My Family - for the 30min Challenge. The topic was Rarity’s parents, but we had 45 minutes so I thought I’ll do something more with the time :3

so much art… so fast.. HOW?!

atryl is a hax Dex

a cool hax tho B/

(via geradex)

1,673 notes6 years ago
thismaduniverse:
“ “It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons.” ”
Then again…

thismaduniverse:

“It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons.”

Then again…

(Source: dailypasta-blog, via lingov)

97,211 notes6 years ago
lostinthearchives:
“ sirphilliam:
“ pembrokewkorgi:
“ Itsa Shelly!
” ”
OH IT’S A PUMBLOOM!
”
It'sa Mexican B/

lostinthearchives:

sirphilliam:

pembrokewkorgi:

Itsa Shelly!

OH IT’S A PUMBLOOM!

It'sa Mexican B/

(Source: airbagcollision, via mindovermana)

543 notes6 years ago
Bleh, everyone is doing stuff.
I WANNA DO STUFF TOO!! >:U

Bleh, everyone is doing stuff.

I WANNA DO STUFF TOO!! >:U

2 notes6 years ago

geradex:

ganzee:

12 years ago today cosmo had an idea

now I feel super old. Thanks.

(Source: ocdamethyst-moved, via geradex)

662,118 notes6 years ago

geradex:

lostinthearchives:

Today I learned TJ is contagious.

DO you have pun-itis?

Sport-itis Dex.

(Source: mindovermana, via geradex)

5 notes6 years ago
spiritcookie:
“ And all she did was watch
”
Got any problem with watching?
Watching’s good, watching’s great.
Watching I like doing ._.

spiritcookie:

And all she did was watch

Got any problem with watching?

Watching’s good, watching’s great.

Watching I like doing ._.

(via der-stein)

46 notes6 years ago
askbuttercheese:
“ - My little Dragon -
((Yeah, I was originally practicing to draw Spike, but then I felt like dragonfying the Mane 6 & Buttercheese.
I wasn’t sure, if I should make the bellyscales in mane- or cutie mark colours, so I made two...

askbuttercheese:

- My little Dragon -

((Yeah, I was originally practicing to draw Spike, but then I felt like dragonfying the Mane 6 & Buttercheese.
I wasn’t sure, if I should make the bellyscales in mane- or cutie mark colours, so I made two versions.
And I wish I had them as plushies ~))

♥_♥

(Source: mrs-cheese)

75 notes6 years ago

searchies-bad-music:

lostinthearchives:

jykinturah:

flashiestlightning:

lostinthearchives:

searchies-bad-music:

CHRONOASS.

SEARCHIE I DIDN’T SEE THIS BEFORE BUT NOW I HAVE SEEN IT AND YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO

oh my

needs this song

Yes. It is now perfect.

HOW DID YOU PEOPLE EVEN FIND THIS

ALSO ASK DEX

Why post it four times in the same post even 

(Source: footpawfetish, via footpawfetish)

17 notes6 years ago