EVERY METAL THING I’VE TOUCHED TODAY HAS STATIC SHOCKED ME MAKE IT STOP
Wear gloves Jahd :v
(via nephritedblog)

time for a random shower because showers are nice
dude what if, and stay with me here, what if you opened the curtains and…. SEARCHIE WAS THERE!!! :U
(Source: flashiestlightning-blog)

So is this gonna be a thing? Tell me how much of a thing this is gonna be. I need to know. Due to motives .-.

I drew a Jade.
This was intended to be pornography but it turned into adorable instead.
“This is my cloud. No I won’t share.”
I said: hey you get off of my cloud!
Please don’t hang around cuz 2’s a crowd
(Source: wehingsounds, via geradex)

@ Lendude
Oh and Dudebow.
But Lenbow puns are the best! Like Lenbutt and Lesbow and Lensmut!
LESBOW?
SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A THING???
IT HAS NOW BECOME A THING!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT’S ALSO A THING
*Draws on yo face*
THIS >:C *FLEES OUT WINDOW*
How’s Lenbro sound then?
(Source: saltylenpai, via saltylenpai)

SCRAM I TRIED SO HARD,
10/10 WOULD VIEW AGAIN.
EGHADS!! GOODNESS GRACIOUS LENNY WHY ARE YOU SO PERVERTED!!?? 0///0
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