Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Bosa and I have matching bathing suits
Look at us bein’ a cute couple
They will literally think you are swimming for gay pride
And it will be confusing since they will be a hetero couple
(via footpawfetish)
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
(via bukoya-reblogs)
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE ME ANGER MANAGEMENT PILLS IN THE FIRST PLACE
I DON’T NEED THAT
I know right? I mean, YOU’RE SO FUCKIN GOOD AT BEING ANGRY ALREADY!!
Oh
thx terry, yur a tru freind :v
But I’m contractually obligued to slap you, so… no hard feelings
*slaps the Terry*
