zacwells:
“ Gatorade. Is it in you?
”

zacwells:

Gatorade. Is it in you?

(via lingov)

5,453 notes9 years ago

My mind is trying to absorb the fact

That plastic toys are made of dinosaurs.

We cook using dino-farts.

Cars run on explosive dino-juice.

And we pave our roads with their corpses.

image

9 notes9 years ago
not-reality:
“ erthilo:
“ So this happened.
”
Fisshhh
”
Hurray 4 you two :U

not-reality:

erthilo:

So this happened.

Fisshhh

Hurray 4 you two :U

(via nephrited)

16 notes9 years ago
callme-oniisan:
“ suchararity:
“ captain-dorko:
“ swiggity-swag:
“ halotharfroggies:
“ pixel-pirates:
“ OH MY GOD ROLF.
”
Kevin’s hair tho
”
is rolf secretly sonic the hedgehog
”
GOTTA GO FAST ED-BOYS
”
I’m so done
”
Dead. So fucking dead.
”

callme-oniisan:

suchararity:

captain-dorko:

swiggity-swag:

halotharfroggies:

pixel-pirates:

OH MY GOD ROLF.

Kevin’s hair tho

is rolf secretly sonic the hedgehog

GOTTA GO FAST ED-BOYS

I’m so done

Dead. So fucking dead.

(via lingov)

3,506 notes9 years ago

omocat:

guess what ive been playing

full comic here

(via omocat)

7,217 notes9 years ago
the-stein:
“ hobbsmeerkat:
“ dnotive:
“ saxypone:
“ neverlast1:
“
I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…
”
I’m a hunter.
As in a supernatural hunter.
Yes.
”
I’m a race car driver. :)
”
I’m captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise…
I get to...

the-stein:

hobbsmeerkat:

dnotive:

saxypone:

neverlast1:

 

I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…

I’m a hunter.

As in a supernatural hunter.

Yes.

I’m a race car driver. :)

I’m captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise…
I get to explore deep space!

I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN

I’m a genious billionaire playboy philanthropist. With an armor.

(via der-stein)

84,114 notes9 years ago

ishsweeney:

merrowsith:

267349:

ghdos:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Jesus. That’s terrifying.

That escalted quickly.

I am okay with giant insects. 

only a giant insect would say that they are okay with giant insects

Those are arachnids, Mr. Smartguy .-.

(via geradex)

713,599 notes9 years ago

putuksstuff:

tenkoman:

superpsyguy:

vizardjeffhog:

I am so sorry for bringing this back.

I am so very sorry.

Music by Jesse Proper/sonicsneakers
Lyrics by SuperPsyguy
Vocals by Kirbopher
Mixed by VizardJeffhog

DOWNLOAD

YOU IDIOT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. YOU’RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE WHOLE PLANET!!!!!!

Why is there a black hole in front of my windoooooooooooo——-

WILL THEIR BADMINTON COME TRUE?!?!?!????!???!!!?!?!!?

(via putuksstuff)

248 notes9 years ago
lostinthearchives:
“ thesexiestoffenders:
“ Hey peeps. Member these doodles?
http://thesexiestoffenders.tumblr.com/post/52984891175
I attempted to overcome my OCD and quickly color a sketch (which I rarely do) for practice.
WOO! I tried.
”
Damn...

lostinthearchives:

thesexiestoffenders:

Hey peeps. Member these doodles? 

http://thesexiestoffenders.tumblr.com/post/52984891175

I attempted to overcome my OCD and quickly color a sketch (which I rarely do) for practice. 

WOO! I tried. 

Damn that’s cute.

c-c-cactus g-g-girl??? °-°

(via mindovermana)

275 notes9 years ago

What are you lookin' at?: Tumblr is educational. →

lizzymodblog:

What Tumblr taught me today.

Kesha is a national hero.
Moms can tell by looking at someone’s face that their friend has jumped off a building.
Rhinocerous horns are made out of hair.
Welsh is the best language ever.
The holocaust was in 1924, or, alternatively, didn’t happen at all.
Wearing…

What Tumblr taught me yesterday.

Dicks are like communism.
Everyone should misinterpret things. It’s funnier that way.
Reading is Radical.
Nintendoes what Capcouldn’t.
Void-of-existential-emptiness Black isn’t a real color.
Welsh IS the best language ever.

(via )

11 notes9 years ago