My mind is trying to absorb the fact
That plastic toys are made of dinosaurs.
We cook using dino-farts.
Cars run on explosive dino-juice.
And we pave our roads with their corpses.


OH MY GOD ROLF.
Kevin’s hair tho
is rolf secretly sonic the hedgehog
GOTTA GO FAST ED-BOYS
I’m so done
Dead. So fucking dead.
(via lingov)

I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…
I’m a hunter.
As in a supernatural hunter.
Yes.
I’m a race car driver. :)
I’m captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise…
I get to explore deep space!I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN
I’m a genious billionaire playboy philanthropist. With an armor.
(via der-stein)










Jesus. That’s terrifying.
That escalted quickly.
I am okay with giant insects.
only a giant insect would say that they are okay with giant insects
Those are arachnids, Mr. Smartguy .-.
(via geradex)
I am so sorry for bringing this back.
I am so very sorry.
Music by Jesse Proper/sonicsneakers
Lyrics by SuperPsyguy
Vocals by Kirbopher
Mixed by VizardJeffhogYOU IDIOT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. YOU’RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE WHOLE PLANET!!!!!!
Why is there a black hole in front of my windoooooooooooo——-
WILL THEIR BADMINTON COME TRUE?!?!?!????!???!!!?!?!!?
(via putuksstuff)

Hey peeps. Member these doodles?
http://thesexiestoffenders.tumblr.com/post/52984891175
I attempted to overcome my OCD and quickly color a sketch (which I rarely do) for practice.
WOO! I tried.Damn that’s cute.
c-c-cactus g-g-girl??? °-°
(via mindovermana)
What are you lookin' at?: Tumblr is educational. →
What Tumblr taught me today.
Kesha is a national hero.
Moms can tell by looking at someone’s face that their friend has jumped off a building.
Rhinocerous horns are made out of hair.
Welsh is the best language ever.
The holocaust was in 1924, or, alternatively, didn’t happen at all.
Wearing…
What Tumblr taught me yesterday.
Dicks are like communism.
Everyone should misinterpret things. It’s funnier that way.
Reading is Radical.
Nintendoes what Capcouldn’t.
Void-of-existential-emptiness Black isn’t a real color.
Welsh IS the best language ever.






