
But what if I want to be a monster and have hot monster on monster tentacle sex though?
Being cynic on a Nietzche quote post, how original Dex -.-
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jerkyhooves: There is a place for people like you in my arm pit
What can I say? Bitches love the Deo B/

When you are sad, just remember that jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
im disgusted by how cute i find this
SCREAMING
Aaahhhh but jumping spiders are the most adorable spiders ever!
You say that like there was a contest
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Jerky Hooooves.
Am I socialist now? guys? guyyysss?
The proper term is “Socialite” you dumby jerky >:V
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Some blackberries I found growing along our fence. They were the perfect blend of sweet and tart.
I would have photographed more ripe ones, but I already ate them.
This is why you photograph them before you eat them! ;__;
Also, barbed wire fence! <3
Did you just accidentally put Instagram in a nutshell.
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when I go to the movie theatre
Fun fact, you can actually take off you jacket, roll your snacks up into it, and tie it around your waist. It’s an incognito fanny pack!
…how long will it take before someone screws up and we end up with airport-like security at theaters, I wonder .-.
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i am preparing for the new awesome animation ! :D
Long time ago me and my pal AJ here, we was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon… in the middle… of the road. And she said: “Play the best song in the world, or I’ll eat your souls.”
Well me and AJ,… we looked at each other, and we each said… “Okay.”









Jerky Hooooves.