lingov:

rockasaka:

lwootz:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

I’m laughing so hard that I’ve started to sob

Im reblogging this again because i’ve cried over it 27 times today

Sweer potato

Mochi ice Cream

(Source: cerberuskin, via lingov)

everfree-sea:

From the short livestream.
FiddleBrass
Valley Rose
Lenpone

(Source: siebedraws, via saltylenpai)

askpiratedash:

You are a pirate by =DILeak

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((I don’t think I could come up with the words to describe how amazing this is XD Thank you so much for the animation DILeak!  It sums up the blog ever-so perfectly XP And give their Lightning Dust blog a follow too :3))

Yay epileptic background!! :D

stonecoldpinkerton:

hanaguma-deactivated20150219:

genderfluidity • [jeen-der-floo-di-ti]

A person who is genderfluid may always feel like a mix of the two traditional genders, but may feel more boy some days, and more girl other days.

goin’ mad because gender is bullshit

You have no idea how much thankful I am that the intelligences of this planet inhabit bodies incappable of shapeshifting -.-

(via lunar-bunnie)

Related(?)

(via nomiros-deactivated20190302)

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ideminamodblog:

ask-caballitodj:

Derpy weas es el mas idota que todos pero no le digan , quiero absorver su fama  

HAHAHAHA I DON’T KNOW THIS LANGUAGE

I…think I should be able to read this… so why can’t I :|

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