ideminamodblog:
“ applefan-wyatt:
“ Apples are not meant to fly! by ~9CentsChange
”
No apples get left behind
When small things get kicked around
They just might destroy the town
”
If they do end up destroying the town hall just pretend you don’t...

ideminamodblog:

applefan-wyatt:

Apples are not meant to fly! by ~9CentsChange

No apples get left behind

When small things get kicked around

They just might destroy the town

If they do end up destroying the town hall just pretend you don’t know what went wrong.

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ideminamodblog:

… Shit.

An angry naked blonde appears in the middle of a street, approaches a group of girls and orders them to get naked for her…

Is this by any chance how your fridays are normally like, Ditto? :|

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allie-whack:

almost-always-eventually-right:

Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.

This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.

This was the moment that never truly left him.

Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.

Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.

YO LISTEN UP HERE’S THE STORY…

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91,659 notes5 years ago

ryliceracc:

gearholder:

ideminamodblog:

There’s a raccoon on my balcony.

Nature’s ninja.

image

Brack that ass rup

*Make that ass crap.

Unless you’re trying to say “Black that ass lup”; in which case, seriously, the fuck? .-.

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6 notes5 years ago

ideminamodblog:

There’s a raccoon on my balcony.

Nature’s ninja.

image

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6 notes5 years ago

ideminamodblog:

god damn it i love her

you bet your sorry ass you do .___.

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9,494 notes5 years ago
geradex:
“ niknak79:
“ One of us doesn’t belong here
”
The milk jug in the back. It is too tall. Get out you aren’t a pepsi.
”
Omaigod Dex, you can’t judge bottles because they’re white.

geradex:

niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

The milk jug in the back. It is too tall. Get out you aren’t a pepsi.

Omaigod Dex, you can’t judge bottles because they’re white.

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31,533 notes5 years ago
  • Straight person:I support gay rights.
  • Ignorant person:Gay.
  • Straight person:No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
  • Ignorant person:Faggot. You're going to hell.
  • Straight person:Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
  • Ignorant person:WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
  • Straight person:Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
  • Ignorant person:I'm not a dog...
  • Straight person:Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
  • Ignorant person:Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
  • Straight person:...
  • Ignorant person:oh...
  • Straight person:Go fuck yourself.
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