
No apples get left behind
When small things get kicked around
They just might destroy the town
If they do end up destroying the town hall just pretend you don’t know what went wrong.







… Shit.
An angry naked blonde appears in the middle of a street, approaches a group of girls and orders them to get naked for her…
Is this by any chance how your fridays are normally like, Ditto? :|



almost-always-eventually-right:
Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.
This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.
This was the moment that never truly left him.
Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.
Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.
YO LISTEN UP HERE’S THE STORY…
(Source: marvelmoviesgifs, via nomiros-deactivated20190302)
There’s a raccoon on my balcony.
Nature’s ninja.
Brack that ass rup
*Make that ass crap.
Unless you’re trying to say “Black that ass lup”; in which case, seriously, the fuck? .-.
(via ryliceracc)

One of us doesn’t belong here
The milk jug in the back. It is too tall. Get out you aren’t a pepsi.
Omaigod Dex, you can’t judge bottles because they’re white.
(via geradex)
- Straight person:I support gay rights.
- Ignorant person:Gay.
- Straight person:No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
- Ignorant person:Faggot. You're going to hell.
- Straight person:Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
- Ignorant person:WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
- Straight person:Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
- Ignorant person:I'm not a dog...
- Straight person:Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
- Ignorant person:Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
- Straight person:...
- Ignorant person:oh...
- Straight person:Go fuck yourself.
















