demoness-of-music:

timeywimeymetalbender:

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

Finally, a post not calling him daddy a single time. Thank fuck.

Ummmm just to be on the safe side

(via lingov)

jykinturah:

gearholder:

jykinturah:

Sometimes I take pictures of myself.

Jyke. What the hell. Your shoulders. They make you look really small.

BITCH I MIGHT BE

BITCH JUST HOW MUCH SMALL

(Source: jykinturah-mod, via jykinturah-mod)

geradex:

extradan:

dreambeam:

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation. 

so, what?

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/an-honor-for-the-creator-of-the-gif/

See, as a foreigner, my mouth makes the same noise for “jif” and “yiff”. So, in order to make my life easier I’m gonna give Mr. Creator the proverbial finger and opt for the “gift”-like pronunciation.

(via geradex)

jykinturah:

Sometimes I take pictures of myself.

Jyke. What the hell. Your shoulders. They make you look really small.

(Source: jykinturah-mod)

pon-y:

extradan:

sirphilliam:

datcatwhatcameback:

alisonwonderland1951:

OH MY GOD

BERRY! <3

CARROT

DERPY!

VINYL! 

(Source: theaftonfamilysnapsnap, via slice-dice-deactivated20130617)

(Source: infinitybetween0and1, via lunar-bunnie)

toonboy92484:

Do I win?

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I am speechless.

Everybody else go home. We have a winner °-°