demoness-of-music:
“ timeywimeymetalbender:
“ questionromanova:
“ sillyarms:
“ marththebland:
“ vagiqua:
“ Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
”
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all...

demoness-of-music:

timeywimeymetalbender:

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

Finally, a post not calling him daddy a single time. Thank fuck.

Ummmm just to be on the safe side

(via lingov)

1,178,518 notes5 years ago

So I reverse image searched my own face with Google.

not-reality:

These are the first 7 images to come up, in order that they appeared.

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Well I wouldn’t wear that shirt. I like the dogtag-key thing though.

image

Woah an asian with frizzy hair?

image

I adore that fringe so much.

image

BLOOOOOOM

image

Probably my hair doing this one. Earrings are nice.

image

Well I never ever EVER smile with my teeth.

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…ONE OF THESE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.

Nonoe of these are pizza.image

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15 notes5 years ago
jykinturah:
“ gearholder:
“ jykinturah:
“ Sometimes I take pictures of myself.
”
Jyke. What the hell. Your shoulders. They make you look really small.
”
BITCH I MIGHT BE
”
BITCH JUST HOW MUCH SMALL

jykinturah:

gearholder:

jykinturah:

Sometimes I take pictures of myself.

Jyke. What the hell. Your shoulders. They make you look really small.

BITCH I MIGHT BE

BITCH JUST HOW MUCH SMALL

(Source: jykinturah-mod, via jykinturah-mod)

34 notes5 years ago
geradex:
“ extradan:
“ dreambeam:
“ Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation.
”
so,...

geradex:

extradan:

dreambeam:

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation. 

so, what?

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/an-honor-for-the-creator-of-the-gif/

See, as a foreigner, my mouth makes the same noise for “jif” and “yiff”. So, in order to make my life easier I’m gonna give Mr. Creator the proverbial finger and opt for the “gift”-like pronunciation.

(via geradex)

12,465 notes5 years ago
jykinturah:
“ Sometimes I take pictures of myself.
”
Jyke. What the hell. Your shoulders. They make you look really small.

jykinturah:

Sometimes I take pictures of myself.

Jyke. What the hell. Your shoulders. They make you look really small.

(Source: jykinturah-mod)

34 notes5 years ago

slugboxcreatureart:

National draw porn of your friends’ OCs day.

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Ha, I am unfazed by your national things B/

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3,245 notes5 years ago

arosu-sama:

moistwaft:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

image

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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This is actually brilliant!

OMG. I can’t stop laughing XD

(Source: magpiejpg, via arosu-sama)

724,100 notes5 years ago
pon-y:
“ extradan:
“ sirphilliam:
“ datcatwhatcameback:
“ alisonwonderland1951:
“ OH MY GOD
”
BERRY!

pon-y:

extradan:

sirphilliam:

datcatwhatcameback:

alisonwonderland1951:

OH MY GOD

BERRY! <3

CARROT

DERPY!

VINYL! 

(Source: theaftonfamilysnapsnap, via slice-dice-deactivated20130617)

1,809 notes5 years ago

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46,887 notes5 years ago
toonboy92484:
“ Do I win?
—————————-
I am speechless.
”
Everybody else go home. We have a winner °-°

toonboy92484:

Do I win?

—————————-

I am speechless.

Everybody else go home. We have a winner °-°

18 notes5 years ago