Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
My phone setup for this week.
Dock is hidden, with a two finger swipe to toggle it. App drawer is brought up by a double tap to the screen, voice search by a single finger swipe up from the bottom.
Art in the background comes from an artist called “thefuckingdevil”, but his name has made him impossible to find using Google, so I can’t effectively source this :/ Image came from an image board, via reverse image search of a low-res copy a friend linked me too earlier. If the artist has a dA, FA, Tumblr, Inkbunny, whatever, someone tell me so I can source properly!
Messed around with the images to let me show all the pictures in a row - Tumblr’s dumb though, so click the centre image to fullview.
Oh Jade, you and your foxes.
Source for you: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thefuckingdevil
Yer fuckin welcome buddy B/
(via nephritedblog)
One time I saw a fly move on a picture so I assumed it was a gif.
Then I scrolled, the picture moved but the fly stayed put and I peed my pants.
That gives me an idea :V
There should be a way to make your pointer into a house fly :V
Bosa and I have matching bathing suits
Look at us bein’ a cute couple
They will literally think you are swimming for gay pride
And it will be confusing since they will be a hetero couple
(Source: raptormutt, via footpawfetish)
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
(via bukoya-reblogs)
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE ME ANGER MANAGEMENT PILLS IN THE FIRST PLACE
I DON’T NEED THAT
I know right? I mean, YOU’RE SO FUCKIN GOOD AT BEING ANGRY ALREADY!!
Oh
thx terry, yur a tru freind :v
But I’m contractually obligued to slap you, so… no hard feelings
*slaps the Terry*
