jazzypizzaz:

(via perelka-l)

*watching john mulaney’s salt & pepper diner bit*

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

“lol op made this up for notes”

*goes to a comedy show and yells ‘its true i was the ___’ after every story*

*waits for the applause to die down so everyone can hear me go “and then everybody clapped”*

(via silver-tongues-blog)

cute girls with horns

corey-once-again:

candygarnet:

• zero two
  
• mina ashido
• albedo

she

(via insanelyfriendlybear)

shin-g:

WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT

WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT

WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT

IT’S NOT UNUSUAL

Love and support the strong trans catman.

(via funfetti-cakke)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Druid (ooc): “This is my first time in a city as big as this, I wanna see everything!”

DM: “You sure do. Give me a perception check for first impressions.”

Druid: Nat 20

Druid (ooc) “I REALLY WANNA SEE EVERYTHING.”

(via insanelyfriendlybear)

Spider-Man: Homecoming

threatandormenace:

I’d say that Zendaya’s character is Mary Jane Watson in name only, but since her name isn’t Mary Jane, I can’t even say that.

(Source: huellbabineauxdefensesquad, via eric-coldfire)

damianmcgintleman:

damianmcgintleman:

me: cringe culture is extremely toxic and we need to stop shaming people for their interests when they’re not actively hurting anyone

y’all, making me question my will to keep breathing on this hellish earth: here’s my self-cest inflation fanfic where markiplier has a threesome with different personas of himself and then licks the feet of the game grumps guys after they step in strawberry preserves. also check out my kin moodboards for various WWII political figures.

me:

(via timurmurtazin)