WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT
I -uh- put it away
WHERE?
I ATE IT
Damnit Alos, you’re suposed to wear it on the outside of your body
(via arosu-sama)

green is not a creATIVE COLOUR
OK JUST HOW MANY OF YOU ARE TAKING THIS LITERALLY INSTEAD OF READING INTO THE CONTEXT HERE?
BECAUSE TO ME THE ONLY REASON THIS PHRASE EXISTS IS THAT THE PARTICULAR MATERIALS THEY’RE USING DOESN’T REQUIRE MUCH OF A CREATIVE PROCESS FOR THINKING UP THE COLOR GREEN.
My mind is trying to absorb the fact
That plastic toys are made of dinosaurs.
We cook using dino-farts.
Cars run on explosive dino-juice.
And we pave our roads with their corpses.


OH MY GOD ROLF.
Kevin’s hair tho
is rolf secretly sonic the hedgehog
GOTTA GO FAST ED-BOYS
I’m so done
Dead. So fucking dead.
(via lingov)

I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…
I’m a hunter.
As in a supernatural hunter.
Yes.
I’m a race car driver. :)
I’m captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise…
I get to explore deep space!I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN
I’m a genious billionaire playboy philanthropist. With an armor.
(Source: astroextensionist-blog, via der-stein)
I am so sorry for bringing this back.
I am so very sorry.
Music by Jesse Proper/sonicsneakers
Lyrics by SuperPsyguy
Vocals by Kirbopher
Mixed by VizardJeffhogYOU IDIOT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. YOU’RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE WHOLE PLANET!!!!!!
Why is there a black hole in front of my windoooooooooooo——-
WILL THEIR BADMINTON COME TRUE?!?!?!????!???!!!?!?!!?
(via putuksstuff)








