Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
“author notes about moms and their hot asses. all moms are categorically smoking hot. so are their asses. its like some universal law or something that your bros mom will always give you an erection if she walks by and you can see her ass.” - Excerpt taken from the Hellanomicon
(via lunar-bunnie)
theres so much you can do with avocados tho
like throw them in the trash
First of all, how dare you
(via raikissu)
My mind is blown.
UH WHAT
Here’s where she meets Prince Charming.
But she won’t discover
that it’s him till chapter three.
WHAT!
narrows eyes
No, that’s even better
That means they made a movie
OUT OF THE BOOK
Holly o_o
(via kaereasdesk)
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah… weird
Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”
Also, I’d like to point out that she is eighteen canonically. She is, far and away, the youngest person on the expedition and she’s also in-fucking-valuable. She was given a supervisory position at Ford’s autoplant at age eleven and was involved with union and labor negotiations. If you know anything of Ford Automotive (or Ford himself) and its history, that should really impress upon you how badass Audrey is. Just about everyone on the expedition team fucking respects this woman —- as they should.
And you know what else is badass about Audrey? Never once does she feel like she has to explain away anything. She wants to run around in mechanic’s clothes (particularly at this time supremely incongruous)? Fuck yeah. She wants to show up at Whitmore’s looking like she walked off the cover of Harper’s or Vogue? Fuck yeah. She is a smart, confident woman who is wickedly competent (and passionate!) about what she does.
This is all really shiny. And then you throw in the fact that she is a woman of color in a position of serious authority in nineteen-fucking-fourteen. The Roaring Twenties and ‘loose women’ aren’t a thing yet. Women don’t have the vote yet. For fuck’s sake, diaphragms aren’t legal in the U.S. at this point and in certain states, you could be arrested for distributing contraceptives (please see Margaret Sanger in New York). And here, fuck your stereotypes, fuck your societal demands of silence and complicity —made worse by being a young woman of color— Audrey Ramirez does what the fuck she wants and will out class and out snark you while she does it.tl;dr Audrey Ramirez is fucking fabulous and I want her to get more attention.
Like I needed that long-ass explanation to know why I’ve loved this woman since day fucking 1
♥w♥
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