gearholder replied to your post: ((It’s okay Jyk, no need to be scared. I don’t want to see you scared about it to the point where you…*puts on eyepatch*…’pee’ your pants.))I’m gonna believe that you read this ask, went to get your blindbag pons and a mousetrap, recorded this and then spent about 12 minutes converting the footage into a gif for the sole purpose of answering this for the rest of my life -.-
fzshfadknfads why does this Sonaplush have a scrunchy face??? Jyke I swer to god it’s like you planned all this stuff!!
SHIT
LOOK AT GANONDORF’S HORSE
LOOK HOW MUCH SHIT HE PUT ON THAT HUGE FUCKING STEED
HE BRAIDED,
HE BRAIDED IT’S MANE
GANONDORF TOOK HIS HORSE AND BRAIDED IT’S HAIR
AND THEN GAVE IT ORNATE, CUSTOM ARMOR
THERE ARE TINY SKULLS ON THE STURRUPS
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GANONDORF
This one time, I needed batteries for my GBA and there was none in the house, so I had to go steal the ones from my sister’s doll.
The problem, was that the battery hole was on the doll’s butt, so when sis saw me taking the thing’s pants off… yeah she might be still slightly traumatized to this day :|

Dashy would never dream of dropping her Dirk-A-Dirk.
Do I smell shipping?
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gearholder said:
BITCH DIDN’T I CAPITALIZE IT?? >:UTHAT’S THE POINT
It IS capitalized.
Here, look

OK FINE THEN DO 6’S AND 9’S










