Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
They were giving these out at Uni.
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ALL THE CONDOMS OF THE RAINBOW
Why is the 3DS there?? Size comparison? You wanted to see if the colors matched its blueness? Are you gonna rape it? Are condoms perfect screen protectors?
WHY LAW, WHY?? ;-;
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This, on the other hand, is entirely appropriate.
Yes, yes it is.
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Unnatural Pokémon
You forgot Ditto, who is a failed attempt at cloning Mew.
Also…
Klink is a little more complicated.
Klink spontaneously came into existence “about 100 years ago” which roughly corresponds with the industrial revolution, since Pokemon is set in a parallel present. It’s also said in the anime that Trubbish spontaneously comes to life in garbage pits.
Okay so … the way a lot of media franchises work is that they have sort of a series bible that explains the finer points of everything, and it’s boring to just dump the series bible right out in the dialog so they’ll allude to a singular concept from different angles so that those concepts give you a glimpse of the whole idea.
Pokemon has been doing that for a while, and finally drove it home in Gen 5.
There’s this concept in Pokemon that Pokemon spontaneously come into existence as a result of the existence of another thing. This concept is never explained clearly and outright, but it’s hinted to at several points. The origin story of Voltorb and Klink are good examples, but so are Pokemon like Mr Mime and Vanillite.
Pokemon come into existence to reflect memes from the collective human consciousness. Real birds exist and humans understand that so new Pokemon come into existence that are based on real birds. You may also conclude that the animals that most Pokemon are “based” on could’ve been driven to extinction by their Pokemon counterparts, which is in no way supported in the games or comics or anime, but would be a reasonable conclusion.
Okay but wait there’s more!
Legendary Pokemon only exist because their legend exists. It’s like a chicken/egg problem. The lore of a legendary Pokemon makes it real. Arceus only created the universe because the people of Sinnoh believed it to be true, and it retroactively became true.
There’s this optional story thing in Heart Gold / Soul Silver where Cynthia talks about the connection between Johto’s Unown and Sinnoh’s Arcues legends, and how the two might be related. We then see a swarm of Unown bringing a new Arcues into existence - one totally different from the Arceus featured in the previous game.
Remember in the anime movie when Unown had the power to make dreams a reality? Pokemon exist as a result of human dreams and language and Unown are the manifestation of that concept.
That’s how Pokemon work.
My entire life makes sense.
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Btw if you didnt know yet..
… means you people don’t read your manuals.
Who read manuals anyway xD?
I know right we are dumb humans anyway XD
ok i just have to ask because i don’t have a wacom,the fuck are these?
Pen dildos
Pen dil… daNIEL I SWEAR TO GOD.
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has science gone too far
letsa’ go fast!
Please, please, PLESE let there be someone with sonic’s head and mario’s body on the other side of the street
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Sloppy Make Out Time
very mature contenttaterus yea mothabucka!
(( OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE ITS PERFECT ))
(( This made my day, you guys also need to see it. ))
SWeet beLL and Hella scoot!!! :Y
showed gabby and sean my basement. sean didn’t improve the mood much.