sexycontainmentprocedures:

agentmacleodscp:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

person: I love the SCP wiki 

me: you love the SCP wiki? that’s awesome, I write for the SCP wiki 

person, eyes wide: holy shit 

me, with tears in my eyes, already: I Would Die For You

Cyan tagged this as a shitpost but this is actually what happens.

it’s Both

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36,311 notes1 year ago
americana-ultra:
“ Hey hope you don’t mind I made it a bit more accurate
”

americana-ultra:

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Hey hope you don’t mind I made it a bit more accurate

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4,290 notes1 year ago

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6,394 notes1 year ago

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29,107 notes1 year ago

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

Saw a tapir riding the CTA today

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oh no

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This is real bad

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This is an absolute nightmare. CPD weren’t prepared for this at all.

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11,690 notes1 year ago

flying-battery-zone:

redpandamemes:

flying-battery-zone:

me and my mutuals

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BUT THE RED ONE KILLS THE OTHERS?????????????????

me and my mutuals.

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8,854 notes1 year ago

pukicho:

pukicho:

Where can a bastard get some love around here

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Oh shit. Oh fuck

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427 notes1 year ago

DnD idea:

pac2005:

thequantumqueer:

let your players make up the magic system as they go along, doing whatever overpowered bullshit they want as long as they give a brief in-universe explanation of why they can do that (e.g. “actually i’m immune to fire magic because i’m wearing red”).

keep track of everything they do. then use the magic system they created against them, turning every deus ex machina they ever gave themselves into a diabolus ex machina (e.g. “you notice that the giant plant monster has a red ribbon tied around its trunk, making it immune to fire magic”).

@probablygoodrpgideas

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24,081 notes1 year ago
danieljpermutt:
“ Chilli pepper Oddish, with a fiery red fringe.
Grab yourself a print here
”

danieljpermutt:

Chilli pepper Oddish, with a fiery red fringe.

Grab yourself a print here

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27,615 notes1 year ago