wait what the fuck 300 followers what are you guys doing here this is a modblog nothing interesting happens here
We are fighting the Persians
oh fuck you
How bad is it that the first thing I thought of was

Wait, crap, I forgot to get groceries.
Now the only thing I have to eat is crackers. I better get groceries soon.
…
*lives off of crackers*
Make the crackers into a delicious and nutritious dish ya half-baked chef >:U
…yeah basically just keep eating them :T
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE WITH CRACKERS
THEY’RE CRACKERS
I DON’T KNOW, SMORES, CHEEZY ENTRÉES, MASHED CRACKERS WITH CREAM, GET CREATIVE!
Wait, crap, I forgot to get groceries.
Now the only thing I have to eat is crackers. I better get groceries soon.
…
*lives off of crackers*
Make the crackers into a delicious and nutritious dish ya half-baked chef >:U
…yeah basically just keep eating them :T
Anonymous: So, in all seriousness. I'm curious, why are you so averse to showing your gender and face online? Like, is there an actual reason? Or do you just like to fuck with us?
While fucking with people is great, that’s not really why.
One of the big reasons is I don’t really think it matters, and I’d rather not taint peoples interactions with me based on if they think I’m a dude or a chick.
Second up, I’m super shy when it comes to my appearance - and with decent reason, but the reasoning loops back around into me being super shy so that’s a dead end.
Thirdly, █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████nds to cause.
Finally, I really like my pizza gifs.
Should we mention the fact that’s it’s so obvious it makes us giggle when people somehow still don’t know?
scroo you I used to know but now I kind of fuckin don’t think I do anymore
t(;~; t)








I wish I knew this language so I could understand what was going on because this art style is really nice…
“Where’s your scooter? I never see you with it”
“Right here, and I’m about to win a bet to someone”
“They’ll swallow their words”
“But first I need my scoot equipment”
“HARD CO” “Scoot loses”

Veni, vidi, drew OCs at the luchas :Y
If you see yourselves tag yourselves if you want or something.
I’m too lazy to do it myself -.-
this is awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!
once more you have outdone yourself :)
wait.. if I always outdo myself wouldn’t that technically be a standard of continuous progress and in that mean that I never really surpass the expectations but instead fill a quota that I self imposed for being so constantly good and omygod now i sound like an egomaniac

(via flashiestlightning-blog)
…voit pilkata minua è_é
(via lunar-bunnie)
I noticed that a certain popular GTAV quote has a rather familiar tune to it…









