askralulu:

Did I just missed something?

To open a coconut you must harness your inner alchemelon powers so the moment you hit it turns into a watermelon momentarily and then turns back just as your hand backs away.

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via pencil-rebagels)

princessglitterpunch:

cuteosphere:

Oh the heights I’ll soar to!

i fixed the text error reblog this version instead aaa

(via princessglitterpunch)

geradex:

paperwaspnest:

veloxiraptor:

pewpuupalace:

god damn it it’s true.

these are like my favorite candy too and i have no idea what they are or where to buy them

It is a secret closely guarded by the world’s grandmothers.

When I turn 60, do I get a letter in the mail with no return address telling me where to buy these?

I am going to go home and just order a giant 5lb bag of these. It’s the internet… somebody HAS to sell them on bulk!

(via lingov)

famosity14:

Reagan: you know what you should draw next
Me: what
Reagan: Dave in drag

(Source: probablyfakeblonde)

putuksstuff:

this is the most hilarious and somehow motivating gif set ever. Period.

INSPIRATIONAL.

(via lingov)

canadiannot:

SOMEBODY TAMPERED WITH THE MAIL

(Source: bowenpugh, via raikissu)

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