
Did I just missed something?
To open a coconut you must harness your inner alchemelon powers so the moment you hit it turns into a watermelon momentarily and then turns back just as your hand backs away.
(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via pencil-rebagels)

Oh the heights I’ll soar to!
i fixed the text error reblog this version instead aaa
(via princessglitterpunch)

god damn it it’s true.
these are like my favorite candy too and i have no idea what they are or where to buy them
It is a secret closely guarded by the world’s grandmothers.
When I turn 60, do I get a letter in the mail with no return address telling me where to buy these?
I am going to go home and just order a giant 5lb bag of these. It’s the internet… somebody HAS to sell them on bulk!
(via lingov)

Reagan: you know what you should draw next
Me: what
Reagan: Dave in drag
(Source: probablyfakeblonde)

this is the most hilarious and somehow motivating gif set ever. Period.
INSPIRATIONAL.
(via lingov)
xbndx: 19: A fact about your personality
If I don’t feel like putting my all to do something, I just don’t do it at all.
But only when the consequences don’t affect others besides me.
I guess you can put it as “I hate half-assing things” for short :/





