jack-and-the-candlestick: Have sex with me
What. No. Geezus I don’t even know what genitals you have. What is wrong with people.
W300 news are old news, where have you been guys
COUGHsamegoesforstonedtrixie’sdeathbutthatdidn’tstoptheentirefandomfromgrievingtodayCOUGH
That was 3 days ago Ditto.
thoughtmonger: Any useless skills you've gained over the years?
I can bend till I can lick my own vagina.
Excuse you, how is this useless?
And can you share your secret?Well… I suppose it’s not completely useless. It does come in handy quite often.
Spending 24 years training your athleticism in every way possible tends to make one… remarkably flexible.Of course it’s useful, any chef worth their salt always rectifies the seasoning before serving the dish.
Goddamnit i don’t have all that time at hand “orz
Well. Sucks to be you! Should have thought of that 24 years ago!
BUT IM ONLY 21!! CHECK YOUR AGE PRIVILEGES YOU OLDHAG!!
thoughtmonger: Any useless skills you've gained over the years?
I can bend till I can lick my own vagina.
Excuse you, how is this useless?
And can you share your secret?
Well… I suppose it’s not completely useless. It does come in handy quite often.
Spending 24 years training your athleticism in every way possible tends to make one… remarkably flexible.
Of course it’s useful, any chef worth their salt always rectifies the seasoning before serving the dish.
Goddamnit i don’t have all that time at hand “orz
thoughtmonger: Any useless skills you've gained over the years?
I can bend till I can lick my own vagina.
Excuse you, how is this useless?
And can you share your secret?
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
GUYS
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