astoundingbeyondbelief:

todoslosomar and I were watching Lilo & Stitch today, and being the anal little ragamuffin I am, I wondered how Jumba could have recognized an Elvis song.

THEN IT HIT ME. ELVIS WAS AN ALIEN.

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budaclees:

moriarty:

oH MY GOD OKAY 

when i went on that group tour for paris, i remember we were all in this longass line to enter a castle owned by some famous princess a long time ago

and the tour guide was trying to make conversation so we wouldn’t be so bored and asked us if we knew any sayings in french and i thought of this dexter picture on tumblr and raised my hand

“i.. i know one, it’s like a romantic saying though. omelette du fromage?”

and i felt so cool and educated and the tour guide looks at me and says “… cheese omelette?”

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS IVE COME ACROSS THIS PICTURE 16 TIMES AND NO ONE EVER TOLD ME IT MEANT FUCKING CHEESE OMELETTE LIKE I KNOW IT SAYS OMELETTE BUT I THOUGHT IT HAD SOME DEEPER MEANING IN FRENCH I WAS SO ASHAMED

Wait, somebody knew about this and didn’t know it was cheese omelette?

The term “90’s Kids” only applies if you were born in the 10 year span between 1985 and 1994.

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Stan Lee shitting on the Hollywood industry.

Andwe all know who the goodest-looking was

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animalcrackersinmyblog:

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

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likephilosophylikeart:

well I made this thing you know…

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divorcedreality:

gfdi

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davestrida:

super smash bros

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