tangarang:

bardofpizza:

My sincerest sarcasm-laced apologies

TOO SOON

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Firetrucks are red,
Backgrouds are blue.
Filler text in prose.
*shrug*

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grrrlfever:

tumblr this month

Orange punch… is this referring to Terry?

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unclevertitle:

HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKERS

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Hurr hurrr hurrr I did you a thing and shipped your two gears hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

So I get smut submitted to me now?

Ok .-.

spookymodblog:

so i hadn’t looked at my tumblr crushes in a while and i

hjdagfskjd I’m a guy ok?

Damint I should draw Fem less “orz

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lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

whyboner ._.

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conspicuouslad:

kindahernyart:

This is horrible. I’m sorry

Oh, this is so bad, it’s awesome!

Swatie Belle you priviledged shit ._.

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open-sans:

gearholder:

budaclees:

moriarty:

oH MY GOD OKAY 

when i went on that group tour for paris, i remember we were all in this longass line to enter a castle owned by some famous princess a long time ago

and the tour guide was trying to make conversation so we wouldn’t be so bored and asked us if we knew any sayings in french and i thought of this dexter picture on tumblr and raised my hand

“i.. i know one, it’s like a romantic saying though. omelette du fromage?”

and i felt so cool and educated and the tour guide looks at me and says “… cheese omelette?”

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS IVE COME ACROSS THIS PICTURE 16 TIMES AND NO ONE EVER TOLD ME IT MEANT FUCKING CHEESE OMELETTE LIKE I KNOW IT SAYS OMELETTE BUT I THOUGHT IT HAD SOME DEEPER MEANING IN FRENCH I WAS SO ASHAMED

Wait, somebody knew about this and didn’t know it was cheese omelette?

The term “90’s Kids” only applies if you were born in the 10 year span between 1983 and 1994.

I fixed your error, gearbutt.

Those are 12 years assbutt ._.

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