Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
(via budaclees)
*makes spongebob references during sex*
You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
we just need to plug up all these holes
are you feeling it now mr.krabs
do you want it to hurt
FIRMLY GRASP IT
aaaaand PELVIC THRUST! Whoooooooo
(via budaclees)
YOU CAN’T SILENCE ME, YOU BOOK READING…
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So fast, but so nerd B/
Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
Somebody give the bible a pulitzer for this one character :y
(via clairclairsky)
“what are you gonna be for halloween??”
better looking than you
makes sense since ur supposed to be something ur not
(via budaclees)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
WHY
no really whats the connection between a football and a game about pirates
america
OHMYGOD THAT COMMENT PIC
WHY A FOOTBALL
Tampa Bay.
(via pencil-rebagels)
im laughing so much the SHARK WITH BEAR ARMS
I’m sorry I had to.
Bear with… shark arms?
yes
….I want to somehow fight and then eat that Shark-arm-Bear to absorb its powers.
I shall dedicate my life to this end from this day on.__.
(via budaclees)