killtheweirdkid:

detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

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218,737 notes9 years ago

honeyclop:

Bless u lunar-shrubbery

bless ur face

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51 notes9 years ago

budaclees:

taleasoldastimelords:

clannyphantom:

froslasss:

sucysucyfivedolla:

sucysucyfivedolla:

hi-sweet-tea:

terra-butt:

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

we just need to plug up all these holes

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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

do you want it to hurt

FIRMLY GRASP IT

aaaaand PELVIC THRUST! Whoooooooo

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322,904 notes9 years ago

YOU CAN’T SILENCE ME, YOU BOOK READING…

flashiestlightning:

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;-;

So fast, but so nerd B/

3 notes9 years ago

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7,128 notes9 years ago
oiruman:
“ conventions
”

oiruman:

conventions

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18,487 notes9 years ago
andrysb24:
“ down-sizing:
“ Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and...

andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

Somebody give the bible a pulitzer for this one character :y

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675,098 notes9 years ago

yungbiochemist:

bilboswaqqins:

spoopylana:

“what are you gonna be for halloween??”

better looking than you

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makes sense since ur supposed to be something ur not

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106,811 notes9 years ago
ask-modscratch:
“ leadhooves:
“ dexter-spikes:
“ hi-nu-roly:
“ grawly:
“ skeletim:
“ celestialdefender:
“ HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
”
WHY
”
no really whats the connection between a football...

ask-modscratch:

leadhooves:

dexter-spikes:

hi-nu-roly:

grawly:

skeletim:

celestialdefender:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

WHY

no really whats the connection between a football and a game about pirates

america

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OHMYGOD THAT COMMENT PIC

WHY A FOOTBALL

Tampa Bay.

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7,489 notes9 years ago
criminallyincompetent:
“ catbountry:
“ martartut:
“ tsquint:
“ im laughing so much the SHARK WITH BEAR ARMS
”
I’m sorry I had to.
”
Bear with… shark arms?
”
yes
”
….I want to somehow fight and then eat that Shark-arm-Bear to absorb its powers.
I...

criminallyincompetent:

catbountry:

martartut:

tsquint:

im laughing so much the SHARK WITH BEAR ARMS

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I’m sorry I had to.

Bear with… shark arms?

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yes

….I want to somehow fight and then eat that Shark-arm-Bear to absorb its powers.

I shall dedicate my life to this end from this day on.__.

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376,140 notes9 years ago