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While they want it to look like meth, it’s still good to know how to make some sugar glass.
(via conspicuouslad)
jerkyhooves: I heard that if you attempt a suicide in Australia, you will be judged to death
Attempting suicide in Australia is actually just stepping outside your house.

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”
Let’s see who’s over 18
I’m 17, you mad?
Oops I’m 16.
lul I’m 14
I am 12 and wat is dis?
footpawfetish: Bloop
I couldn’t sleep all night trying to figure out what the hell is this supossed to mean but all I could think is that you dropped a big poo in the toilet.
swapped my fedora for a beret. hope I don’t get french zoned :/








