lexcanroar:

oh my god I just snorted pineapple juice out of my nose 

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omocat:

staring contest!!!!!!!!

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silvermoon424:

m0317k5:

kennbrix:

The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind.

I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes up on my blog. This is the BEST statement, I’ve ever seen. 

I really love this. So many are dead-set on the view that people cannot better themselves but that simply isn’t true. Everybody deserves a second chance and everybody has the ability to better themselves. 

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clannyphantom:

PUSHES BUTTON SO HARD IT BREAKS HAND

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clair-sexing-you-with-his-butt:

noideawhatimdoingrightnow:

Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?“  Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought

While that kind of sucks and all for this slug thing, hear me out.

Sometimes, not making the accommodation is a good thing. We know from the series that Scaring is considered a very dangerous, technically and mentally challenging job. We can compare it to engineering, somewhat. 

Some people are just not cut out for it. And these are the people you don’t want to hold the hand of and babysit through the course.

It’s pretty simple.

"Oh, you took 6 years to get through an engineering course because you failed multiple papers and had to re-do them?”

Here in New Zealand, this automatically disqualifies you from getting Honours in that degree, for one thing, and could you also imagine how that looks? Sure, you tried your best and finally succeeded but if I were hiring, I don’t want someone who takes that long to get his job done.

The university isn’t there to hold your hand and to help you achieve your dreams. It’s there to make money and to give you the information and tools for you to graduate. That’s why it’s so different from school. That’s why you actually have to study in University. School essentially babysits you until you graduate. Uni ain’t got time fo’ dat.

Ok can the other 130000 who reblogged this come back and reblog with this explanation now please thanks.

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junketsuin:

askteiphylax:

psyga-rider:

sammechu:

tylersthings:

ambitiousbard:

spookothesharkspooker:

can we talk about this

THERE’S A GODDAMN LUCHADORE BIRD POKEMON AND NONE OF YOU DOUCHEBAGS BOTHERED TO TELL ME?

DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT THIS CHANGES?

GODDAMN EVERYTHING

LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. HE’S READY TO GRAPPLE AND SUPLEX THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, YOUR POKEMON, YOUR MOM, YOUR DAD, AND YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN EXTENDED FAMILY

WANNA HEAR WHAT THE POKEDEX SAYS ABOUT THIS UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF PURE WRESTLING INSANITY WHILE IT PISSES IT’S ELECTRONIC PANTS?

“Although its body is small, its proficient fighting skills enable it to keep up with big bruisers like Machamp and Hariyama.”

THAT’S RIGHT PANTSHITTER MACHAMP AND HARIYAMA

Machamp “The Superpower Pokemon”

Height: 5’03”

Weight: 286.6 lbs

Hariyama “The Armthrust Pokemon”

Height: 7’07”

Weight: 559.5 lbs

Hawlucha?

HEIGHT: 2’07”

WEIGHT: 47.4 lbs

THAT’S RIGHT THIS BIRD IS BARELY THE SIZE OF A TODDLER AND HE HANGS WITH A QUARTER TON SUMO WRESTLER AND A POKEMON CALLED THE FUCKING “SUPERPOWER POKEMON”

Hey pal, what’s your favorite pokemon?

Charizard?

FUCK YOUR PUNK-ASS CHARIZARD, THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL FUCKING MOONSAULT HIS BITCH-ASS OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY!

THAT’S RIGHT DICKLORD! HE’S FUCKING FLYING/FIGHTING TYPE!

“But doesn’t that make him weak against like nine types?”

SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU BEING PUT INTO THE MEANEST COBRA CLUTCH OF YOUR LIFE BY A FUCKING TWO FOOT TALL BIRD!

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FRENCH CALL THIS HARD-ASS MOTHERFUCKER? 

BRUTALIBRE

THAT’S RIGHT THE FRENCH KNOW WHEN YOU SEE A HAWLUCHA IN THE TALL GRASS YOU BEST JUST MOVE ALONG BITCH BEFORE HE GIVES YOU THE MOST BRUTAL ELBOW DROP YOU’VE EVER HEARD OF!

hello newest addition to my team

This needs a voice. Reblogging for later.

that was beautiful.

// I’m willing to record this, this is amazing. I’ll even use a faux-Hispanic accent for it, too.

//Holyshit, I’m dying of laughter, read this shit folks.

Nah son

NAAAAAAAAAAAAH SON

I DON’T THINK PEOPLE REALIZE HOW POWERFUL HAWLUCHA IS IN THE CONTEXT OF THE POKEDEX.BY VIRTUE OF BEING ABLE TO TANGO WITH MACHAMP ALONE IT MAKES IT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO LAY RUIN TO AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION.

“Machamp is known as the Pokémon that has mastered every kind of martial arts. If it grabs hold of the foe with its four arms, the battle is all but over. The hapless foe is thrown far over the horizon”

MACHAMP CAN THROW MOTHERFUCKERS OVER THE GODDAMNED HORIZON. BUT THAT ISN’T EVEN IT’S MOST NOTABLE FEAT. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW POWERFUL MACHAMP IS? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO LAY DOWN THE COLD HARD MOTHERFRIGGIN TRUTHNESS ON YOUR ASS

“Machamp punches extremely fast, throwing five hundred punches a second. With only one hand, it can move a mountain.”

500 PUNCHES PER SECOND. THAT MEANS IT CAN FIRE OFF PUNCHES AT MACH 15. FIFTEEN TIMES THE SPEED OF SOUNDS. AND THAT’S NOT ALL.. JUST ONE OF IT’S HANDS CAN MOVE A FUCKING MOUNTAIN.

YOU HAVE A 5 FOOT TALL MOUNTAIN FUCKING MACH 15 PUNCHING BEHEMOTH OF HUMANITY AND HAWLUCHA LITERALLY LAUGHS IN IT’S FACE BECAUSE HE CAN TRADE BLOWS WITH IT AND IT HAS A TYPE ADVANTAGE OVER IT.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY HAWLUCHA KICKED MOST OF YOUR ASSES IN THAT GYM BATTLE? YOU KNOW THE ONE. WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ASKING YOURSELF IS WHY YOUR POKEMON HAVEN’T BEEN RENDERED INTO A SPLINTERY PASTE AFTER TAKING HIS BIG ASS FLYING PRESS HEAD ON.

EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED YOU GO INTO POKEMON AMIE AND YOU APOLOGIZE TO YOUR  POKEMON FOR PUTTING THEM UP AGAINST THE GOD OF LUCHA. AND PRAY TO YOUR FLAMBOYANT FRENCH PROFESSOR THAT YOU NEVER ENCOUNTER ANOTHER ONE EVER AGAIN.

Finally you fagckers notice ;w;

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