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Pokémon X and Y are coming out on October 12th!
Wait a minute…
Okay, this is TOO GOOD not to reblog!
Columbus was from Geneve and reached El Salvador, so obviously French Pokémon :Y
(via putuksstuff)
The First And True Language Of America (via notalwaysright.com)
- GROCERY STORE | SANTA FE, NM, USA |
- (I’m waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.)
- Man:“I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.”
- Woman:“Excuse me?”
- Man:*very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.”
- Woman:“Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”
End of discussion.
FINALLY
THANK GOD.
Giraffe.
get out.
hey Giraffe girl, it’s fucking gif and you know it!
*clears throat* eh-heh-hem! the creator of the GIF has confirmed it is indeed pronounced “jiff” go to CNN.com under technology if you need proof.
(Source: hinatas-smile, via pencil-rebagels)
Reason 3749 why being a lesbian is awesome
Getting to go on the panty raids with the guys
Oh, and then being able to wear them and feel all naughty and wrong… wait
stephen-hawking-talking-dirty:
I have been waiting all my life for this.
PLEASE don’t bring this back
(Source: heckiedamn, via footpawfetish)
Is this Shingeki no Kyojin?
Shingeki no Kyurem.
^ Relevant
(via raikissu)
i’mGONNA piss EVEYRHWERE FUCKFFF
what the fuck did I just watch
I don’t… know… maybe if we watch it again….
(Source: therealrobinchan33, via conspicuouslad)
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Should'nt male have a sticky piece of cloud coming out?
