Anonymous: I swear to god I remember a post of yours, that was a sketch, that had Fem Gear and Gear naked, with the tagline, incest, is wincest. I can't find it.


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garbrelle:
“Sweet hammer princess
”

garbrelle:

Sweet hammer princess

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3,280 notes1 year ago

taggthewanderer:

Ocarina of Time Link: Wait, why do you need a special mine for rocks to eat? There’s rocks everywhere!

Goron: Hylians eat plants right? Why do you need farms? Why don’t you just eat grass, asshole?

Link:

Goron: think before you speak next time, punkass

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45,543 notes1 year ago
honeyglazedchicken:
“ beyond-authority:
“ Update!
”
Mr. City
”

honeyglazedchicken:

beyond-authority:

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Update!

Mr. City

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276,170 notes1 year ago

agentjamesbond:

did they send me mumfords
when i asked
for sons

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169,914 notes1 year ago

cah:

Over a year ago, just as we were on the verge of removing a nonsensical and poorly performing card I’d written for Cards Against Humanity back before we knew how to write well, “Swooping” took on a new significance thanks to Urban Dictionary. I found the card safeguarded by a self-referential paradox further guaranteed by its cultural dissemination: the more people were confused by “Swooping,” the more people looked it up on Urban Dictionary and upvoted it in an effort to make sense of the card.

In the spirit of giving this holiday season, please help me keep this mediocre card in the game by continuing to upvote it. Thank you for your time, and long live the Paradox.

- Eli from CAH

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2,121 notes1 year ago

owob:

i learned things today on twitter dot com

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173,789 notes1 year ago

annevbonny:

excuse me

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120,795 notes1 year ago

quinndolyns:

quinndolyns:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’
doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome
[thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

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110,717 notes1 year ago
wormsounds:
“ wormsounds:
“Todd Howard If You Know What Is Good For You You Will Release This Elixir From The Bethesda Vaults
”
We Must Go Further
”

wormsounds:

wormsounds:

Todd Howard If You Know What Is Good For You You Will Release This Elixir From The Bethesda Vaults

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We Must Go Further

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17,267 notes1 year ago