askthecutiemarkcrusaders:

My first kiss was stolen by a fish!!?

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cookierambles:

marble-beh:

zedrin-stormshock replied to your post: found a scorpion in my ro…

did you eat it?

AHH weh no it caught me off guard though x_x

‘tis just a wee one

but maybe that means it’s more dangerous? Dunno ;3

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You better bug bomb your room before I get over there

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Aren’t wee scorpies the most poisonus? I forget :T

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139,213 notes5 years ago

tresespada:

Me and Sweethobgoblin

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39,957 notes5 years ago
searchiebutt:
“ searchiebutt:
“ searchiebutt:
“ I’m gonna drink the whole fucking thing
”
Update: Don’t drink a gallon of lemonade
”
Update: Don’t EVER drink a gallon of lemonade
”

searchiebutt:

searchiebutt:

searchiebutt:

I’m gonna drink the whole fucking thing

Update: Don’t drink a gallon of lemonade

Update: Don’t EVER drink a gallon of lemonade

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16,747 notes5 years ago

Ohey I remembered this thing.

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the-one-they-call-buttface:
“ sparrowmittens:
“ More Supernatural Best Friends, this time it’s Matt! I figured he’d make a cool Griffon, and you can’t forget the sick punisher hat!
”
Austin now you have to watch TBFP
They even like griffons
”
Red...

the-one-they-call-buttface:

sparrowmittens:

More Supernatural Best Friends, this time it’s Matt! I figured he’d make a cool Griffon, and you can’t forget the sick punisher hat!

Austin now you have to watch TBFP

They even like griffons

Red Panda Matt tho’

If only they were supernatural u_u

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cookierambles:
“ dogrot:
“ sharpieofficial:
“ lindsaychrist:
“ britney666spears:
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cookierambles:

dogrot:

sharpieofficial:

lindsaychrist:

britney666spears:

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37,987 notes5 years ago

yomommasofat:

Treehouse of Horror VI is the best one, no question.

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nomiros:

searchiebutt:

rados130:

anosci:

kingjaffejoffer:

kissmeslevres:

Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this 

“Fuck this one person in particular” - God

new perspective on life: I didn’t get struck by lightning twice in a row, today was a good day.

That is the equivalent of saying that today is a good day because you did not die.

If this was real the sound would be loud enough to set off the car alarms?????

… not all cars have alarms :/

Seriously guys, this is China we’re talking about -.-

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